By official mandate, there shall be a new Rule:
No more IHOP coffee for Scholl. Ever.
My name is Toad, and I approve this message.
I disapprove. Strongly.
Being that I know nothing about the events in question, I feel uniquely qualified to endorse this message wholeheartedly.
I second the motion.
As a former roommate and friend in good standing, I feel authorized to approve of and reinforce both spirit and letter of the resolution.
As the wife of the subject! AMEN!
Sounds reasonable. What is the penalty if the Rule is broken?
We’re still working on that. At the moment, pouring salt and pepper in his coffee, and holding the carafe hostage on the other side of the table are in consideration. Other ideas are welcome!
Having my coffee spurned by said Scholl (until purchasing Starbucks instead of Folgers) I too shall approve and reinforce both spirit and letter of the resolution. However, as a punishment we could make him drink more Folgers!
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