Based on some good advice that I got in college from one of the professors. Lyrics below the fold: Enjoy!
(Melody)
There comes a time in every design
when all important changes have been made
It is then the mournful task of the project manager
to issue to each engineer a spade
design is done,
the time has come
polish and production
must begin
But designers, must design
and eventually they run out of time
So we trudge, onto the pitch
and standing in a line we dig a ditch
(Rhythm, throughout)
There comes a time, in each design,
when all the engineers must needs be
lined up by a ditch, and shot.
